Dad is finally back in town for a week. *pop champagne & set fireworks*
 
 
Don’t ask me why, what, where, how. He lost two handphones and a grand total of like SGD500 (or more) .

So. Off we went to purchase handphones.
 
 
And guess what.
 

 
My didi is now the proud owner of this spanking N95!
 
TMD. 5.1 megapixels camera and its a PC in a phone can!
 
 
If you think that’s all. NO!
 
 

 
My mama also got this kickass bloody new phone! So new, its not even officially launch can!
 
Come. I let you wow at the spec of my mama’s spanking new phone.
 
- Take high quality pictures with a 3.2 megapixel camera with Carl Zeiss optics, auto focus and 8 x digital zoom

- A powerful double LED flash makes even indoor pictures perfect

- Add a new dimension to your conversation with 3G TV video calling and TV conference via TV-Out

- 3G video calling helps you feel even closer to the people you care about

- Large 2.2″ display with 16.7 million colors makes sure all your images look perfect

- Horizontal mode with capture and zoom keys, allows you to use the phone like you would use a digital camera

- Connect directly to Flickr website to share your photos with all your friends

- Share pictures or videos with friends and family via TV-Out
 
 
All I wanna say is one word. No. Two words. T-O-T-A-L-L-Y  W-A-S-T-E-D.
 
All Mama does with her handphone is 1) receive calls and 2) sms “CALL ME NOW.
 
She don’t even call out, she will cleverly sms you “CALL ME NOW”.
 
Obviously her plan has free incoming lah. That cheapskate.
 
 
Dad lost his handphone, and apparently also a hefty sum of money. And yet the WWW now has a spanking new phone!
 
You tell me lah. WTF? You tell me. YOU TELL ME!
 
 
 Oh. You ask what about me huh?
 
 *cue sad opera music*
 
I have NOTHING. ZILCH. KOSONG. 零蛋 . 没有.
 
 
Even Tenia got some underwears and socks from Mothercare can.
 
Her poor mother has NOTHING. ZILCH. KOSONG. 零蛋 . 没有.
 
 
 
 
I can’t help but inclined to believe that my parents might have just picked me up from AMK Ave 10 rubbish chute.
 
 
DIDI has N95.
 
Mummy has Nokia 6500.
 
ME? NOTHING. ZILCH. KOSONG. 零蛋 . 没有
 
 
 
 
 
 
Hiazzzzzz. I ish bo lang ai.
 
 
 
LAI! RAPE ME! KILL ME! STAB ME!