Chocolate cupcake & the babies

Kaylen savoring every bitz of his chocolate cupcake…

Hmmmmmmmmm…

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…

And I’m inclined to believe that he is experiencing orgasm.

And boy it must be the nostrils lucky day, they also have a chance to taste the heavenly chocolate cup cake!
 
 
Then in the midst of Kaylen enjoying his yummylicious chocolate cup cake, bimbo Claire walked in…errr …ok…crawled in…

She peeped to see what Kaylen was doing.

Clarie burst out laughing, seeing Kaylen’s face smeared with chocolate!

She wanted to point at Kaylen and laugh at his face, but hor, being the bimbo her with absolute no sense of direction. Instead of directing her finger at Kaylen, she pointed to her mouth instead. And inside the mouth somemore!

Oh well. We don’t call her Bimbo Clarie for nothing.
 
 
Ten minutes had past…
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
She is still laughing like she is watching the American funniest home video.
 

 
Kaylen buay tahan already, and finally retorted by casting Bimbo Clarie his utmost murderous stare!
 
*usual thunder and lightening*
 
 

 
Bimbo Clarie smells trouble…
 

 
She finally stop her laughter…I.M.M.E.D.I.A.T.E.L.Y.
 

 
Then, out of no where, Bimbo Clarie bestie – Mini Tenia make a guest appearance to console her and tried to molest her abit.
 
We definitely name her Mini Tenia for a reason. She may be a year older then Bimbo Clarie, but yet, she is not even half the size of Bimbo Clarie.
 
Mini Tiny Tweeny Tenia’s mama had long given up hope on her to put on weight. Hiaz.
 
 
 Sorry. Back to Bimbo Clarie.
 

 
Bimbo Clarie then decided to heed Mini Tenia’s advice, and said the magic word – SORRY to Kaylen.
 
And only did Kaylen anger was appeased.
 
 
 
 

 
And Kaylen went back to enjoy his chocolate cup cake happily ever after.
 
 
THE END.
 
 
 
 
I can’t believed I actually come up with this load of crap! *clap clap*

 

Honesty is a virtue

I can’t believed I actually informed boss that he had gave me excess on the claim I made, and I will be returning him the balance.
 
Boss had apparently wrote the amount of my total credit card bill instead of just my New York hotel claim on the cheque.
 
To think I even highlighted the hotel claim portion for him.
 
I now despise my boss can.
 
 
 
The excess amount is no paltry sum of money, its a tempting 3-figures lor!
 
Wah rao. Don’t say liao. The more I think about it, the more I want to punch myself in the face.
 
 
 
Come! Chant with me people. “Honesty is a virtue!” “Honesty is a virtue!”"Honesty is a virtue!”

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Brought Tenia to catch her first movie – Ratatouille.

I deduced that it must be the good karma I’ve reaped for being honest, that she had actually behaved herself throughout the movie!
 
I reckoned she was totally awestruck by the big ass screen, the only thing she exclaimed after the show was “TV BIG!”.
 
 
Oh! Please shoved your big ass to the theater and catch the movie!  I enjoyed the show to bitz, while my Tokster had appraised this show as one of the best animated movie.

 

 
 
After the show, you might find that rats ain’t that disgusting afterall. And who knows…you may even wanna keep one as pet, and boy did that sound so wrong. LOL.

 

Wonderful respite!

I had a rude shock…when I received this from the delivery man.
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
And if you think that’s all. NO!
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
Its complete with this big ass pretty cake box!
 
 
 
There is no way in the whole wide world I can hide my exhilaration. I opened up the box with much alacrity, and OHMIGOD was all I managed to utter when I saw what was installed inside.
 
 
Please prepare tissue to wipe your drool before viewing the following pictures.
 
Don’t say I didn’t warn you upfront.
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
One. Two. Three. WOWWWWWWW!
 

I kid you not, I’ve not tasted such heavenly Tiramisu in my life!
 

 
People. I’m seriously running out of words to praise the cheesecake.
 

 
And this had to be my favourite.
 
I simply can’t bring myself to devour this lovely piece of work.
 
 

 
Oh. This is seriously so disturbing and distracting. So do I lick or suck on this? LOL.
 

 
I had a good dosage of laughter reading this.MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
 
 
Nope. I’m not telling you who this wonderful soul is. The sender had requested to stay anonymous, and he/she(yeah. I’m not even revealing the gender) request is at my command.
 
I really can’t thank you enough for this wonderful respite from the monotony of my job.
 
I had just bearly recovered from the shock. I’m still dizzy with happiness.
 
Thank you sweetie. Thank you so much!
 

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Me: Wanna catch Blood Brothers?
Him: Oh. What time?
Me: 9.20pm
Him: Tenia how?
Me: Make her drink cough syrup and let her sleep by 8.30pm.
Him: HAHA

Him: Or we give her Tiger lah.  
 
 
 
POOR TENIA! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

23rd Aug 2007

Please go slap yourself left right up and down, had you not wished me Happy Birthday.

I may be 29. But I reckoned I don’t look a day over 24.
 
And NO! I’m not in denial! LOL
 

Don’t like that can. My birthday leh.
 

OK. I think my right looks better then my left side.

Going forward. Please remind me to always look to my left, so that the camera will capture my right.
 
 
 
This is the first time I kinda “celebrated” my brithday with all my “new friends”, all at least 5 – 6 years my junior!
 
I so feel like a mother hen going out with a bunch of little children. Hur Hur Hur.
 
 
OK OK. Thank you so much for the Secret soundtruck! Every track is so nice, my ears wax are leaking!
 
Thank you so much for the Isetan gift voucher too! I can’t wait to utilise them!
 
 
And oh ya! Remind me to buy 4D and toto cause this is the very first time I received pressie from my little brother leh. LOL
 
 
Last but not least. Thank you everyone out there for your smses, well wishes and singing me the birthday song! HAHA.
 
 
 
Nabei. Will be hitting the BIG 3 next year liao. FUCK!

 

I’m Back!

*wave* HIEEEEEEEEEEEEE Everyone! I’m back in one piece!
 
 
I totally not in the mood to blog now. I got 101 things to do since I’m back.
 
 
In repentance, I shall post up one of the most exotic dinner I had at Guangzhou.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Cool leh
 
 
I saw Dad’s eyes turning red when we take turn to hug him goodbye.
 
I hope he didn’t notice mine.
 
 
Saying goodbye had never been so heart-wrenching.
 
OMG. OK. Need to stop before my tears betray me again.
 
Absence really makes the heart grows founder. I miss my daddy terribly. And that’s an understatement.
 
 
 
OK. That’s it. I can’t see what I’m typing already.

 

I am a lucky bitch!

Lai! Congrats me! Just realised I will be flying to Guangzhou with a bleeding cheebye.
 
How fun! *clap clap*
 
 
Oh ya! Kindly reminds me to load in the fuckin pads leh, and do remember to send your deepest condolences to Mr Tok, for… you know what reason.
 
Sorry, I not game enough to fuck with a bleeding pussy. Thanks!
 
 
 
 
Nabei. Forever one leh. PUI!
 
Or must be my karma, for blogging too much about the maid’s bad breath. =X

 

Oh. I’m flying off!

Oh dear! It almost slips off my mind that I’m flying off to Guangzhou tomorrow!

Can’t wait to see Daddy and envelopes him in my hug.
 
 
Its been like a year since we last travel as a family, complete with father, mother, brother, Angel (not Angee huh!), hubby and what is complete without Princess Tok.
 
 
Absolute pain in the arse, when it comes to loading the luggage.
 
Four days, twelve outfit combinations, and two possible shoes changes per outfit. No way I’m leaving anything behind.
 
Wah lou! Joking can.
 
 
Keep me in your prayers that I will survive the Guangzhou heatwave!
 

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Me: How is everything in school?

Him: Tenia is crying, the teacher ask the maid to leave the classroom.

Me: HUH? Why?

Him: I think the teacher also cannot stand her breath. Haha.

Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

=X

 

Proud owner of “I’m not a plastic bag” bag

Hot from the oven.
 
 
 
 

Presenting you my very own Anya Hindmarch I’m not a plastic bag bag.
 
See how my bag is sticking its tougue out and singing nani nani boo boo at you
 
 
Ok. In case you have the least idea what this bag is all about, allow me to share with you…
 
I’m Not A Plastic Bag came about to influence in a positive way to make it fashionable not to use plastic bags. The bag is a stylish, practical reusable alternative that they hoped would raise awareness of the issue of wasted packaging and spark debate.
 

And do you know, due to the overwhelming demand for I’m Not A Plastic Bag bag, they have decided to cancel the launch in Beijing, Shanghai and Jakarta, in lieu of their concerns for the customers safety.
 
Customers safety??!! Someone place the bag over the head and die of suffocation?!?!
 
 
Anyway. Anyhow. People. Its the in thing now to say NO! to plasticbags.
 
So…Start giving your reasons baby!
 

 
But funny huh. Here they want us to say NO! to plasticbags.
 
 

And there the supposedly anti-plastic bag bag is wrap in a plasticbag…
 
 
Ya right. Say NO! to plasticbags! You should be seeing how I’m rolling my eyes now.
 
 
Anyway. I know a helluva cynicism, questioning the authentic of the bag. But seriously…I . Don’t . Care . Baby.
 
I just wanna do my part and be their walking billboard to help spread the words!

Go Green!

Save the earth!
 
 

*cough* Did I just say that?
 
 
You have no idea how the 07.07.07 Live earth concert had taken its toil on me!
 
I’m…
 
 
 
 

even bringing these for my next groceries shopping can!
 
 
This bag can save me $0.10 for $10 purchase and above lor.  Freaking $0.10 LEH!!!
 
 
 
So. I’ve answered the call. Have you?
 
 
 
And…wait wait wait…I need to give credit to that *cough* special someone (eh…I say you special leh )who made it possible for me to be the proud owner of the bag.
 
 
Here you are. Gam Xia very the much. And thousands of words due to top it all off.

 

Solution

I think I had cleverly shoved the maid, the mouthrinse and *cough* together with some towels and other stuff. 
 
It will be like… too obvious had I just shoved her the mouthrinse, isn’t it?
 
 
I lie told her that mouthrinse is *snigger* good for her health, and she is suppose to use it day and night.
 
I had this nagging feeling that she has never see, let alone use a mouthrinse before, I even meticulously instructed her to ONLY gurgle and rinse her mouth with it.
 
You know, in case she thought she wanted to have her throat cleanse as well, and drink it.
 
 
 
 
You should have see both hubby and my face when the maid started to yawn like there is no tomorrow in the car…
 
I reckoned I was kind enough, I merely tucked an index finger discreetly under my nose, and didn’t wind down the window.
 
 
Hiazzzzz. Keeping my fingers and toes crossed that the mouthrinse will work its magic, and save me and my nose.

 

Where is Aurea?

Me: Tenia, Where is Aunty Aurea?

Tenia: Aunty go buy rice. 
 
People. My uber innocent daughter.
 
Cause everytime the maid is out of the house, we will tell her that Aunty Aurea went out to buy rice.
 
The poor girl obviously has no idea what is going on. Haha.
 
 
 
Now my mother can’t stop complaining that the new maid has:
 

1. Bad breath.
2. She is fat.

Wah lao. Is there any software I can custom-make a maid till the dowager is appease?